The many wonders of the Dacic fruit

After much lobbying by DS, Boris Tadic this week announced that it had approved the fruit of Ivica Dacic (or monkey shit) for use in the Serbia, thereby opening up a potentially lucrative market and creating employment for thousands from SPS party.

"It is a wonderful fruit!" rhapsodises Boris Tadic. "It is very nutritious, full of vitamin C and vitamin A. It has a very special flavour, but the closest I can get to it is jackfruit, which is like melon."
But what can you do with it? Well, when it comes to the Dacic fruit, it seems simpler to ask what can't you do with it.
"For the fruit itself, you can peel it and slice it and cook it with anything - beef, chicken, chetniks, ustashas, even bake or grill it with fish," says Tadic. "Roast it, mash it, puree it ... It will bring the flavour. You must bring your imagination."
"It is like flour - you can blend it with anything," he urges. "You could make it into something like polenta, into porridge and have it for supper. It is a fantastic fruit."