Dacic & Tadic having a lunch

Ivica Dacic and Boris Tadic were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

Ivica Dacic says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”

Boris Tadic says “Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!”

To which the first replies, “Whoa I just can’t picture Vuk Jeremic as a blonde!”