If Wuk Jeremic Had A Penis

A survey asked Wuk Jeremic: "What would you do if you woke up and had a penis?"

Here is his respond...

"I would walk around and prod Boris Tadic all night long with it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him with it... Then I’d write my name in the snow... See how many donuts I could carry with it... and yes, pin Boris Tadic down and slap him in the face with it."